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Tatra Beer is big problem for the Slovakians – sorry I mean Bear

KRAKOW TOURS – A large bear is rampaging on the Polish-Slovakian border, in the Tatra National Park (TPN), and has already attacked some horses and two lumberjacks, one on either side of the border.

The Slovakians have apparently issued orders to shoot the animal if found on their side of the mountains, but the Poles have a more humane approach to the problem. Workers from the TPN have prepared a special cage which they hope to lure the aggressive mammal into.

“If he goes into the cage, we’ll put him to sleep for a while, carry out some genetic testing, establish its sex, age and weight, attach a collar and then wake him up and let him go. Then we’ll know from an online signal where the bear is to an accuracy of 5m,” park director Pawel Skawinski told reporters.

This will enable TPN workers to manage the animal and enable them to warn tourists and mountain walkers away from areas where the bear is active. In extreme circumstances, park officers are ready to use plastic bullets against the marauding beast. “He won’t be killed by us,” Skawinski guaranteed.

The park director has three hypotheses as to why the animal is behaving so aggressively: either the bear is injured, or it has been fed by people and no longer fears them, or – an extremely rare occurrence – the bear is a natural born killer.

April 30, 2010 Posted by | Krakow Travel Advice, News | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Wedding Bells and Dirty Cells

KRAKOW TOURS – A groom ended up spending the first night of his honeymoon in a police cell after getting plastered at his own wedding.

36 year old Piotr Szymanski from Szczuka had been knocking back vodka at his reception, before deciding to drive his new wife back to the hotel.
After crashing into a pile of snow, he decided to try and flag down a passing car for help – unaware that it was a police car. Syzmanski was then arrested and his wife was taken to the hotel where she spent the night alone.

March 1, 2010 Posted by | News | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

   

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